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Members of our nXo/loteknologies |    Members of the System:
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Xoo                              |    The Stuff'd Shirts in DC and Redmond
Suak                             |    The Secret Service
Yoga                             |    Gov't Intelligance Agencies
FUQ a.k.a Anti-Society           |    
Mo' Bell a.k.a. Mobil Oil        |    
Jaq Strap a.k.a. Jacko           |    
CšLWATER                         |
Karno                            |
The Brain                        |
Faded Life                       |
Saki                             |
Bastard Sword                    |
Sierra                           |
Sargg                            |
Fish Market                      |
Grimm Fable                      |
Boorish                          |
Queer Job                        |
JeeWok                           |
CLiFF                            |
Jovo                             |

The Classics never die.


                                              
            The Revolution is near, "...no flesh shall be spared..."


                    Index to Xoo's CookBook Classic Edition


File 1          "Things to do when you're bored"
Simply put, the best Forty-something things you can do when you are bored.
That is of course, if you have the balls to do them...


File 2          "How to Fuq AOL"
America Online just plain sucks. It costs $22 a month [current], has a slow
as shit connection to the internet, and has virutally zero content. But to
add to their embarrasement, they have the worst security in the fucking world.


File 3          "How to FUQ Ma' Bell"
Ever download a File telling you how to screw over your phone company, but
were disappointed cause it was too detailed? Well, i lamens-term'd it.
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How to build redbox, by: Faded Life


File 4          "Xoo's Code of Conduct in a Public/Private Place"
Pretty much a continuation of the 1st file. It contains additional havoc
wreaking things you can do.


File 5          "Weapons of the United States Military"
Written by The United States Pentagon, it describes various weapons used by
the military.


File 6          "How To Make a Stun Gun"
Stun guns can be used to kill/harm 1 person or many people.
Its all in the wrist!


File 7          "Security Features Used on ther New $100 Bill"
This is designed to help counterfeiters defeat the new security protections
enabled on the new $100 bill. Keep on Rolling the Fake Dough!


File 8          "How to get $30 a day from AT&T"
This File will tell you how to rip-off AT&T, and get $30 (or more!) a day from
old Ma' Bell


File 9          "How to Access SprintNet/Telenet"
Straight from Phrack, it tells you the basics of Telenet access.
Note: Telnet is completely different than Telenet.


File 10         "The 2600/Hacker Guide"
Written by Voyager of the Hacker's Haven BBS located in Aurora, CA.
This dude was kind enough to give me access to his board, so i put
his famous alt.2600 faq in the cookbook. I edited it slightly to keep the
validity of certain things, but some of this stuff is still outdated.


File 11         "Background on Xoo"
Blah, Blah, Blah...i keep on talking...you keep on walking...


File 12         "The Terrorist's Handbook"
This File was written by an unknown author affiliated with CHAOS industries,
I merely edited the extra crap he wrote, and added some additional comments.
THIS IS NOT FOR ACTUAL USE, if you are planning to use this book for purposes
other than information, then get some kinda professor to build it in a lab.


File 13         "The Unabomber's Manifesto"
Okay the truth is that this guy is fucking outta his mind! His ideas are
bullshit and can never work. But i'll leave the thought to you.


File 14         "ASCII ART THAT KICKS ASS"
Ascii is an art. I have included a very small amount of the best ascii art.

File 15         "How to Build An Atomic Bomb"
This File describes what an A-BOMB is and how to build one. 

File 16         "The Terrorist's Handbook ]["
This File was written by Trailblazer of CHAOS industries, and is the sequal
to the ever popular Terrorist's Handbook. There is more pyro shit in here, so
don't fuck around with this, 'cause you'll wind up a fucking cripple and dudes
will kick your ass or your wooden foot.


File 17         "Phreaking, Boxing, and Kill BELL"
Long as hell, and not worth anyone's time. This is a collection of probably
all of those 'box' files out there. It sure as hell saves some time though...


File 18         "All You Ever Wanted to Know About TEMPEST"
TEMPEST is something you all should look out for because it IS a reality.
Big Brother watches you, now you can watch him...


File 19         "Quotes, Poems, and Other Shit"
This File is basically here, due to the immense popularity of the small
poem I added to File #1. It is just a bunch of shit to pass time. 


File 20         "Bullshit!"
This File is pure, shit. Read this only if you read EVERYTHING else. It sucks
plain and simple. Its just miscellaneous shit, so it sucks shit.

File 21         "Xoo's Manifesto"
This is the manifesto. This one describes the perfect society in great detail,
and shows that there is a way to the perfect society.

File 22         "The Feds bust Xoo"
Here's what happened, and my experience of getting sent to the slammer.


File 23         "The VMS Hack Faq"
Yeah, that's that annoying as hell computer you get, when you scan for
computers. Its the one that seems like Unix, only it is hard as shit to
understand. You probably won't find this faq anywhere but here.


File 24         "FREEBIES"
This is free shit. Take as much as you want, cause you ain't paying shit.
Time to Rip The System for all its fucking worth...


File 25         "Social Security Numbers"
A bunch of SSN's. Use them for whatever purpose you want, fake id's, library
books, ect...


File 26         "How To Send FakeMail"
This tells you how to send fakemail using the SMTP tool, through telnet.
There are many more files on this, but this one is pretty good.


File 27         "How To Have Fun At School"
Ok Walmart, walkon [whatever the hell your name is], i put your File in the
cookbook. Its an average joe File on school pranks or something...


File 28         "Revenge"
Revenge leads to peace of mind, so why not use it more often than not?


File 29         "Aliens"
I know they're real, and so does everyone else, but there has never been any
real evidence...until now. The second part of this is an actual File on
this entire alien gov't coverup written by some secret gov't agency.


File 30         "DoD Internet Host Table"
This is the most complete list of the DoD military internet sites anywhere.
Don't abuse, dont misuse.

File 31          "The Jolly Roger's Cookbook (Condensed)"
This is the JRCB, that oh so many of you know. It sucks, plain and simple.
But it is a good source of _some_ information. 

File 32          "Ebonics Translator"
Those black dudes got a way with words. I really dont like offending people
cause of race/religion, so this is purely *NO OFFense* Read this, it made me
laugh 'till i cried. This is some funny shit, i had to add this.

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Xoo's Cookbook: Classic Edition
Released: May 01, 1998
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Background on XCB:
(more like a history...)

1994: first time reading Jolly Roger Cookbook. Quick glance at it, laughed.
1995: tried building a box from it, did not work, insufficent parts.
1996: read JRCB, carefully, JRCB does,in fact, contain some useful info.
mid 1996: idea of XCB conceived by Xoo. TA supports idea, helps out,
makes it an offical TA project.
Dec. 1996: 10 files in XCB
Jan 31, 1997: 17 files in XCB
Feb. 01 1997: Released to newsgroup alt.2600, Friends, web pages, and sent
by e-mail to various sources who req'ed it.
March 16, 1997: Started v2.00 (1.20), added some more files, and updated the
old ones.
April Fools Day: Fuqed around with phones, scanning for numbers, added files.
Released v1.20 to public.
April 4, 1997: Added files to XCB.
April 17, 1997: Xoo gets `suspected arson` written on Feds' records. They
think I was fuqing trying to burn down a forest... ;-/)
April 20, 1997: Made a homepage, from scrach. I don't know HTML, and I don't
got the time to learn it. So this is the best I did without a program to help
me. Yeah, it sucks shit.
May 13, 1997: Released v1.50 to private
May (who the hell cares?): v1.55 released public...
...no more bullshit about the history until v2.00
August 1. O-day XCB. Xoo's cookbook is reborn. This is the final revision of
evil. Get your updated copy today.
December 1, 1997: v2.10, revised edition of XCB. There were a few minor
inaccuracies. 
Feb 1, 1998: 1-year anniversary of XCB.
Feb 2, 1998: Concieved idea of a sequal to XCB, named it XCBii: Sintime.
March 15, 1998: XCBii, 2 files written.
April 14, 1998: Started XCB Classic Edition to correct mistakes and to improve
the original.
May 01, 1998: XCB Classic Edition Released.

The Original Xoo's Cookbook is Finally 100% Complete.
Thanks for everyone's support and thank you for appreciating my art.

This is the last release of the original XCB.

One more for the good guys!
(the alliance lives, somewhere in time)

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Xoo's Cookbook ii: Sintime will be released Feb 01, 1999.
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